So what is there to do that's vaugely CX related?
Well you could play video games and learn to ride rollers at the same time, Bruno Senna the F1 driver shows you how:
Or you could ride your bike along the beach, naturally the Dutch have turned this into a niche and formed a racing community around the idea:
Or you could plan a CX race in the style of the Morvelo guys from Brighton. In their words:
"Doing away with the traditional format of a single 1hr long race and instead getting our influence from Motocross and BMX racing, CityCross will be run over a series of "Motos". The top 50% of each Moto will qualify for the Semi Finals. The top 50% of the Semis will be rewarded with a race in the Final.